I remember:

Last year around this time my girlfriend at the time came home really upset. She had to go straight from a work out to class. She wore these really tight shorts and a tank top, and some girl snickers and says “eww what a slut”.

She was a physics major and took very nerdy classes. Needless to say she was a lot more attractive than most girls in her class. She always struggled with the stigma that blondes aren’t intelligent, and that women can’t be intelligent and beautiful. A lot of girls didn’t like her without giving her a chance, and most guys who befriended her just wanted to fuck her. So she only had a handful of friends, most of whom lived an ocean away, and like most people she just wanted to be liked.

That one little comment made her entire day shitty. The second day of class and she was already being judged by an entire group of strangers, because she went straight to class after the gym rather than go home, change, and be late. 

Not to sound cocky or anything, but I get checked out a lot when I walk down the street or the halls of school. I usually notice it. Maybe it’s the way I walk, or my hair, or the way I dress. Either way I stand out, and I notice when girls check me out.

So the next week I show up to her class to pick her up when the class was over, with a little stuffed pikachu doll. I made sure to put on cologne, do my hair, and just look as good as possible. I walk into the class when it’s over, and notice the only 4 other girls check me out. I go up to her and give her a big hug and hand her the pikachu doll, told her she looks great in her little dress, and say loudly enough so that those other bitches could here “Do any of the girls in this class know what a gym is? Or perfume for that matter?”

I can see those bitches get pissed, and that little gesture totally made her week.

Tattoos I wanna get

• Half sleeve of a Japanese styled dragon on my right arm that leads to my chest.
• A drawing of my favorite snake, a hairy bush viper on my ribs.
• A small tattoo of my favorite banksy piece (the guy throwing the flowers) on my forearm.
• A small cactuar from the final fantasy series on my other arm.
• And the one I’ll probably get next is gargoyle with the quote ” Accidents ambush the unsuspecting, often violently, just like love.” From one of my favorite books The Gargoyle