Ridicholas

OMG some of my friends are so fucking stupid…it pisses me off.

One of my best friends is in love with this bitch. And she see’s him as his best friend. 

This mother fucker does nothing but complain about this bitch, but when she needs help with homework he goes running to her and does it for her. He does a bunch of shit that he wouldn’t do for his guy friends. It’s a completely one sided “friendship”, I know she wouldn’t ditch her friends for him, because he’s tried to get her to do so. But this fag face has ditched us twice for her.

And this bitch has the nerve to tell me and my other friend “Maybe we’re closer than you guys?”. Really bitch? He’s known you for like 6 months and when he had a fuck buddy he completely ignored you. We’ve known this fuck since middle school.

So me being an asshole, straight up told him. And of course he was in denial. So what did I do? I got her number, started talking to her flirting with her, and got her to agree to hang out just the two of us (I’m not actually gonna hang out with just her, because she’s a dick). I made sure to throw some sexual innuendos in there, and make it apparent that she wants the cock. 

So I showed my buddy, he started ignoring her of course. We’re gonna get drunk tonight, and I’m gonna be the best fucking wing man on the planet. Get him to meet a girl that actually likes him too. 

So lesson: Guys stop bending over backwards for girls who don’t want you. You two aren’t actually friend’s. You mostly just want to be with her therefore you act like a dick face. And Girl’s learn to tell the difference between people who are actually your friends and guys who want to fuck you.